As a library clerk, I read a lot of books every year so that I am able to recommend books to the students. (My Storygraph app tells me...

(I wrote this several months ago and came across it again today, and I thought it would be fun to post here. This was an experience I had...

...Are you still here? Then, I am afraid that you must be quite mad too. Very well, then. I welcome you, dear reader (or perhaps random...